By phone
The Tip Hotline
Voicemail only, transcribed weekly. Leave your name, the URL, and a one-sentence pitch. Long rants welcome.
Tip Line Open · Since 2006
Drop us a line. We'll read it. Probably.
Found a cursed screenshot from 2008? Want to submit a tip, sign the guestbook, or just yell into the void? You're in the right place. Sarcastic MySpace is reader-supported, screenshot-obsessed, and weirdly into Winamp skins.
/ Submit a tip
Send us screenshots, links, or just feelings.
We accept everything from polished news tips to blurry cameraphone shots of your cousin's LiveJournal. Anonymity is fine. PR pitches go in the bin. If it made you laugh, gasp, or feel weird in 2006, we want to see it.
/ How to reach us
Four ways to find us. None of them are DMs.
We have deliberately avoided putting Sarcastic MySpace on most social platforms. That's part of the bit. But there are still a handful of stable, boring, reliable ways to get in touch — listed below, no fax required.
By email
[email protected]
The general inbox. Use this for corrections, takedown requests, and questions about our print zine subscription.
By mail
PO Box 2006, Brooklyn
PO Box 2006, Brooklyn, NY 11201. Send us zines, postcards, and physical ephemera. We answer everything, eventually.
On the open web
RSS & the Fediverse
Subscribe at /feed.xml or follow @sarcasticmyspace on Mastodon. We're not on X, Threads, or Bluesky. By choice.
/ Where we are
A pin in Brooklyn, a heart on the open web.
Sarcastic MySpace operates out of a small studio above a vintage record shop in Greenpoint. The studio isn't really open to the public — but we host one open-house event per quarter for newsletter subscribers. The map below is a stylized illustration, not a real navigational aid.
Greenpoint, Brooklyn · Studio 4B
We're a five-minute walk from the Greenpoint Ave G stop, sandwiched between a bookstore, a bagel place, and a small shrine to the original Mac OS. Visits are by appointment only — please use the form above to schedule.
- Open-house events: first Saturday of every quarter
- Wheelchair-accessible via the side entrance on Franklin St
- No phone calls for visits — please email ahead
/ FAQ
The questions you were about to ask, anyway.
We've been getting these for years. To save us all time, here are the answers — preserved exactly as we first wrote them, typos and all.
01. Can I submit a screenshot of my old MySpace profile?
Yes, please. We especially love profiles from 2003–2009, deeply customized layouts, glitter GIFs, and songs that auto-play. Bonus points if Tom is your top friend in a way that feels hostile.
02. Will you pay me for my submission?
Almost never. We are a tiny reader-funded site. If your submission turns into a feature, we'll credit you, link your work, and send you a free issue of the zine. That's the deal.
03. Can I write a guest post or contribute regularly?
Possibly. Email us three sample pitches, links to any past writing, and a one-line bio. We commission a handful of essays per year, mostly on the history of specific platforms, aesthetics, and communities.
04. Do you take down content if I ask?
If you appear in archival material and want a specific image removed, email us with the URL and a short explanation. We're a small team, so please allow 7–10 days. We err on the side of respecting the subject.
05. Are you affiliated with MySpace the company?
No. We are an independent editorial project. The name is a loving reference, not a partnership. The Tom head on the homepage is, sadly, not affiliated with us either.
06. Can my brand sponsor a newsletter issue?
No. We do not do sponsored content. If you run a project we genuinely love, we'll sometimes mention it for free. If you'd like to support the project in a non-creepy way, our print zine and merch exist.
/ Sign the guestbook
Leave a mark. Like it's 2004.
A real, working guestbook. We moderate lightly for spam, never edit your text, and display every entry publicly with the name you provide. The HTML font tags have been removed, but the spirit remains.
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